Friday, August 21, 2009

Be cows nothing can stop the man....


Awhile ago a post was done here and then followed up on my blog of a little writing amusement found within the bars of prison. Last night The Recalcitrant Beagle brought home another sweet note of entertainment. We love this guy, he's a raving moron of epic proportion. I think he's in for attempted murder but I forget. He's in for life though and really that's all that matters. Here I have scanned in his most recent pre-school writing nightmare. I had to stare at it for a few seconds because my brain kept doing this auto-spell spell self correct and all I could see was what should have been liter. But no he meant letter. GOOD GAWD WTF? Gow's? GOW'S?! Who the hell doesn't know how to spell goes? Oh that's right, max security morons who insist that it wasn't them that did the crime. As far as I'm concerned I could care less if he did it, spelling like this should not be allowed into the general population. Ever. And these guys have access to schools, reading material and what not. Do they use it? I guess not. Probably too busy enjoying their summer camp like atmosphere in the lovely Texas Dept of Criminal Justice. Where they are not allowed cell phones but instead recently had phones installed in their day rooms. Shit my college dorms weren't as sweet. Probably just as high likelyhood of getting raped though huh?

5 comments:

Brand New said...

Huh? I'm so confused by this. Why is a "litor" going to the UK? WTF? I need some background info. What is this man talking about? Tell ME!

MichelleSG said...

Oh sorry sweetie. Beagle works in the law library and have some deal with the mail that goes out. This guy is poor and the TDCJ pays for his mail to go out. I told you they are spoiled fuckers. Anyway he was writing a note to say that he had 1 letter to go to the UK. Why the taxpayers pay for a criminal to mail letters to his 'girlfriends' over seas is beyond me but that's what it is.

Death before Decaf! said...

E,

A liter is going to the UK becows in the UK they use the metric system.
Those Bad Euro MuthaFuckas wouldn't know what the hell they should do with two pints of hooch.
(or a 1/4 pounder)

:)
B.

MichelleSG said...

You'll forgive the hubby, he's been in prison for a wee bit too long....

Laurie Mom of 3 said...

Nice. Seriously…we should make all the dumb ass criminals take basic grammar & spelling. If they are ever up for parole they must pass an English 101 test.